Everyone thats traveling for thanksgiving please be careful! Driving conditions will be rough with these storms! Ladies..let ur man drive!
— David Price (@DAVIDprice14) November 26, 2013
While a lesser man may wither under the stress of constant trade rumors, the upstanding David Price rises above the fray to offer helpful advice to the helpless womenfolk of the world. Attention single ladies: you are screwed. Extra points for saving time by using "ur" in lieu of "your."
DISCLAIMER: The Sporting Nerd (TM) acknowledges that David Price's tweet is also noninclusive of gay, lesbian, or bisexual twitter followers. The Sporting Nerd (TM) regrets that we could not come up with a clever way of incorporating this into our post. As such we have reverted to a heteronormotive, yet liberal interpretation in order to facilitate our snarkiness and condescension. We apologize for any inconvenience this may pose.
"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
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