The Big Maestro?

Oh Shaquille, what a lovable goofball. What can you say? This is just funny. Basically everything Shaq does is funny, not because he has comedic chops necessarily but the idea of an incredibly huge dude doing regular stuff is funny. I mean that was the premise of Shaq Vs, that was the idea behind Shaq pretending to be a statue, and that's the idea behind this. Still funny though. BIG conductor...get it?

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

This about sums it up...

We've done lot's of Heat bashing here at the nerd, so much so that I'm bored of it. But sometimes someone else captures the raw emotion of basketball hatred so well that it just needs to be recognized.

"Both teams played hard goodnight and godbless."

"OH CRAP" Says Rest of MLB

Oh hey! Good thing this is happening: Self-proclaimed mercenary and part-time world series ace Cliff Lee is going back to the Phillies. THE PHILLIES. The monstrous Frankenstein lineup will now probably rotate something like 1) Halladay, 2) Lee, 3) Oswalt, 4) Hamels. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?! That doesn't seem remotely fair. I would say take that Yankees, except Phillies are now the new Red Sox and the Sox used to be the new Yankees. You know what I mean. Oh hey, how 'bout a salary cap?

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

The Lions are Rude

A team like the Lions has no business trying to beat a team like the Packers...it's just uncivilized. But not only did the punk upstart Lions have the audacity to stick a loss to the Pack during a crucial week full of playoff implications, they did it through the time-honored give your opponent's best player a concussion strategy. How rude.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

The Jets are Terrible

I am one of those guys that can't decide if the Jets are tight or insufferable. I guess I did really really enjoy them getting pummeled by the Patriots, so I must be leaning towards hating them. Certainly the Jets' assistant coach sticking his knee out to take out a special teams player isn't helping either...unless of course the bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings told him to do it. The bartender rules all.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Don't you love Brett Favre?

Hey don't you love Brett Favre? Weren't you on pins and needles all week waiting to see if he was going to play through this newest injury? Weren't you saying things like "unbelievable streak," "old gunslinger," "cal ripken of football?" Well in a somewhat unbelievable twist of fair Brett Favre is not starting tonight, even after the extra day of rest he got after Goodell intentionally destroyed the Metrodome jsut to give him a shot. Well in case that was the final straw and you were just now thinking of hating Brett Favre instead...you can relax. Within minutes of announcing that he isn't starting Brett Favre.com has been selling autographed footballs with a 297 games inscription. Available here:

http://www.officialbrettfavre.com/fan_store/product_e7a41674c1fe/

for 500 $. What an awesome guy.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."