The oddly shaped second overall pick Hasheem Thabeet has unfortunately broken his jaw after an on the court collision. The collision was of course with teammate Zach Randolph's head. Rookie mistake, anyone familiar with the NBA should know that Randolph's enormous head should not be messed with. The gravitational pull of the object is so immense that any time he touches the ball it is stuck to him, thus rendering him incapable of passing. Only a rookie would be foolish enough to be in the lane at the same time as that immense object. Thabeet was inevitably accelerated towards Randolph's head resulting in jaw fracture. The UConn standout should consider himself lucky as former diminutive NBA player Earl Boykins once attempted to drive the lane on Randolph and actually burned to ashes as he approached to atmosphere around Randolph's head. Randolph certainly doesn't possess the largest cranium in the league, in the pantheon of massive noggins he is no match for Yao Ming or Antoine Walker. But he is a veritable Uranus to their Jupiter and Saturn, gotta watch out for that Thabeet."Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
ZR is basically worthless, in every way. FTL.
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