Self-Centaured Much?

World renowned extremely awesome and beloved dude (and occasional baseball player) Alex Rodriguez just found another way for you to hate him. An ex lady friend of Sir A-Rod reports in US Weekly that:

"He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?...It was ridiculous."

Apparently he has these in his bedroom. How weird and ridiculous is that? I guess the question still remains as to which version of the centaur he is going with, cause it is still possible he just put a horses head on his own body...which would be kind of awesome.


"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."