December 13, 2010

"OH CRAP" Says Rest of MLB

Oh hey! Good thing this is happening: Self-proclaimed mercenary and part-time world series ace Cliff Lee is going back to the Phillies. THE PHILLIES. The monstrous Frankenstein lineup will now probably rotate something like 1) Halladay, 2) Lee, 3) Oswalt, 4) Hamels. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?! That doesn't seem remotely fair. I would say take that Yankees, except Phillies are now the new Red Sox and the Sox used to be the new Yankees. You know what I mean. Oh hey, how 'bout a salary cap?

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

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