I'm not gonna lie, I've been waiting a long time to write a post connecting Wilt Chamberlain to Fidel Castro. Though the big dipper is famous for scoring 100 points in a single game (a game that he touched the ball every possession and that his team lost) he is more known for another number: the 20,000 women he claimed to have slept with in his autobiography. When I was 14 i definitely though that was awesome, and though its still impressive (if not mathematically suspect) its somewhat gross. Well in any case the all-time leader in minutes per game, 60 point games, 50 point games, 40 point games, consecutive field goals made, and chicks banged can step aside as Fidel Castro (ewwww that guy?) has been privy to the spoils of 35,000 young ladies. Apparently a Cuban official claims that Fidel had at least two women a day for 40 years with the regular regimen of one for lunch and one for dinner. Oh hey, strong work Fidel Castro...just thinking about it makes my nuts hurt."Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
Actually, I hear that the regimen was a Slim-Fast for breakfast, another for lunch, and a sensible dinner . . .of Cuban three-way!!
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