Short version: America is awesome and Canada sucks balls.
Extended version: How sweet was it to watch an entire country sweat it out as the American hockey team nonchalantly slipped by the ridiculously ridiculously stacked Canadian hockey team with a combination of natural resources, industrial backbone, and moxie. The best part was knowing that ALL of Canada was watching that game and only I was watching it in America. Despite the embarrassment of losing to us loud mouthed ass holes, the Canadian team still managed to qualify for the semi finals and are currently sticking it to the Russians. Meaning that there could potentially be a rematch in a medal round. If so we better prepared for some angry Canadians (a phenomenon previously seen only after the trading of Gretzky and the canceling of the Tom Green show). If we're going to pull off the quasi miracle on ice, we're going to need some of Herb Brooks' magic, except instead of Herb Brooks lets do the same exact speech but with a 4 year old doing it instead...man that kid is going to hate his parents in a few years.
"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
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