February 13, 2010

Don't Call it a Comeback




Oh hey! Whats up sports nerds? After my sudden and extended vacation from our beloved site I have officially come back to the blogosphere. Truth be told the absence was a ploy engineered by my publicist to fuel retirement and or trade rumors and thereby increase our readership. Well let me be the first to tell you that it worked.

Now that I'm back doing what I love I don't know where to start...there was so much that we missed: the Superbowl, some dude signing with the mets, Kovalchuk to the Devils, Agent Zero getting the axe, and Greg Oden's monstrous dong + awkward apology afterwards ("I'm sorry you all had to see my penis" LOL)...so much happened in such a short period of time. As always the newsworthy events have been a mixture of gravity and idiocy, and making sure that both are pointed out is our job. BOOYAH, sports.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

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