Dr J: ...and I said rectum? I DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!!!!
Dominique: heehee buttholes lol
Vinsanity: HAHA, I can't believe people think I'm good enough to sit at this table.
Kobe: WHAT? Hey can you guys speak up?!?!? I'm the freaking Black Mamba!
Jordan: Hey guys, hey guys...I have a better one....wait...hey guys....listen to me
Who can forget great moments from the slam dunk competition? Its an exciting display of creativity and athleticism thats unique to basketball. This year's competition was...well...yawntastic. Apart from Demar Derozan's sick off the side of the board teammate slam everything was something we'd seen before. Sure little man Nate can get up, but he basically did safe dunks to get points. He even looked a little bored out there. Every memorable moment came from a competition where a superstar was slamming the rock (and/or when Vince Carter was dunking). Even the recent competition between Dwight Howard and Nate Robinson was full of showmanship and excitement. But the lack of star power took some serious luster off of the event, in terms of both dunk difficulty/creativity as well as our general interest in finding out who wins. The NBA needs to find a way to entice the great players to participate. And the great players who do commit to participating should actually show up and dunk (AHEM Lebron James!). Maybe they should put a purse on the competition or give another 200K in salary cap to the winning player's team. Better yet they should have a selection of NBA players team dunk against And1 players. How sick would that be?
"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
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