October 6, 2009

Mark Bulger: The White Guy For the Job?


The owner of the St. Louis Blues, Dave Checkets, and Rush Limbaugh are putting together a bid to buy the Rams. Rush Limbaugh baby! This has to be great news to Rams quarterback Mark Bulger who was previously in jeapordy of losing his job and or retiring. Mr. Limbaugh, of course, has made much publicized comments on his opinion regarding black quarterbacks. Famously questioning whether this young whipper-snapper named "Donovan McNabb" or whatnot is actually good at football or just "black." In any case with the new management wave in place Bulger, the exact opposite of a black quarterback, has to feel like he has a chance to keep his career going. Of course it will be hard to tell if he is less or more white than Kyle Boller....This just in: The Rams to use new ant-Wild-cat type formation known as the Right Wing, featuring the good ol' type conservative play calls that they used to have back in the day rather than all this hip hop football you see nowadays with their guns and their drugs.








"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

2 comments:

  1. for a second i thought the title was a reference to a certain colleague of yours from Pomona, who's version of "right" might sound like "white."

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  2. If the bid takes, can the Rams wear gear that was popular when Rush's commentary would have been acceptable? I want to see those leather helmets make a comeback.

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