October 7, 2009

New York Jets Continue With "Get Extremely Goodlooking as Fast as Possible" Strategy



The Jets have been off to an incredible start entirely because of Sexy Sanchez (aka poise-y mc-poise-erson). His broad muscly shoulders have produced 4 touchdowns 5 picks and a 25th best 71.1 QB rating. Unstoppable. Plus he has so much poise and its impossible to quantify that! Side contributions may also be coming from the Jets excellent defense and reliable running game, but mainly its the poise. But I digress...the sexiness of the Jets is about to double with the advent of Brown's leading heart throb Braylon Edwards! Braylon was traded this AM for Chansi Stuckey some dude and some picks. I suppose now the Jets have the deep threat they have been lacking, though I can't see how the passing game can get any better than it is. Maybe Braylon has poise to!?! And they can combo poise their way up to a QB rating that ranks in the top 20! New York Jets....so hot right now.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbles."

3 comments:

  1. I see from that racy pic that 15 yard passes that hit him in the hands aren't the only thing that Braylon can drop.

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  2. So what's going to happen to the bus with Braylon's face on the side of it? Do the kids still get eye exams and glasses?

    http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/graphics/community/vision_van.jpg

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  3. I'm afraid not, BG. Many of them will likely go blind. Way to go, Uno-Siete.

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