October 1, 2009

OH NOZ...TEH SWINE FLUZ!!!!!


In order combat the imminent devastation of H1N1, the NBA has instructed players and coaches not to engage in hand shaking as this may contribute to the spreading of wine flue among NBA players. Players are encouraged to seek more sanitary salutations such as chest bumps and fist pounding. I presume that an old fashioned Detroit groin to groin rub down (pictured) is also acceptable.

"No handshaking," Doc Rivers said. "I think it’s a good thing. A fist pound is just great."

Hell yah baby! I can't wait to see G-pop pound it with Jerry Sloan before the opening tip.





"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

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