December 10, 2009

An 8 5 by any other name would smell as sweet


That Chad character...he's so zany. Mr. 8 5 declared via u-stream this past weekend that he will legally change his last name from Ochocinco to Hachi Go. Yup, Chad Hachi Go. So why change your name from the spanish word for eight five to the Japanese word for eight five? Apparently a Japanese film crew was doing a piece on the Bengals recently and they informed Chad that he is well loved in Japan and suggested that he change Ochocinco to the Japanese version. Said the receiver formerly known as Mr. Johnson: “Some fans of mine that are Japanese said I should change my last name to ‘Hachi Go’.” And that is all it took. No word yet on whether or not Mr. Ochocinco has considered changing his name to the actual translation of "eighty five" or if he is sticking with the individual numbers. Hopefully Mr. Ochocinco will meet up with his Bulgarian fans some time soon....I for one can't wait to see Chad осморка банкнота от пет долара and his loltastic celebrations.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

3 comments:

  1. осемстотин и пета година means neither 8-5 nor 85. It means year 805. You are so dumb, Ganesh.

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  3. Chad should get 8-5 tattooed on his back in every language. Professional athletes do love their tatts, after all, and this would give him dozens!

    He'd have to get them in pretty small font size though... perhaps 8.5?

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