This is Our Chance

Attention Sporting Nerds....the Washington Wizards need our help...seriously. Apparently they are getting tired of their usual Flip Saunders run timeouts:

Flip: Hey you....what's your name? Whatever pass the ball to KG.
Arenas: Uhhh coach, that was Minnesota maybe you mean lets heat it up with Hibachi?
Flip: What? I hate korean food. Ummmm...you...tall guy, what's your name? Whatever, pass it to rip around a screen.
Jamison: What the hell are you talking about? I'll just dribble in post for 23 seconds and spin baseline.
Flip: Exactly...on three!
Butler: I hate my life...

Cause ESPN insiders have been given the following offer:

"As a loyal ESPN Insider, you're given access to the best advanced statistics and analysis ESPN.com has to offer, which -- we hope -- means you're smarter than the average sports fan. Now's your chance to put that advanced knowledge to good use and coach the Washington Wizards. At least for one play. Really. Send us your best inbounds play by Wed. Dec. 23, via email, fax or snail mail, and our crack panel of experts will choose the best one, which the Wizards will try to use during a game. So now's your chance to prove it when you yell at the TV, "I can do better than that!"

ENTER via ...

E-Mail: espnwizardsplay@gmail.com
Fax: 212-515-1285
Snail Mail: 19 E. 34 St., 7th flr, New York, NY, 10016 (ATTN: Otto Strong)

Please be sure to include the subject line "Inbounds" on any submissions."

Hell yah! It's time for us to nerd this up. Feel free to submit anything that gets Arenas max fantasy points.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless.