December 9, 2009

Superman Continues to Reveal New Powers



In a game against the Warriors this weekend Dwight Howard asked to "see" the ball each time after a Warriors' first attempt. I'm not really sure why the ref complies, but it seems that he sees nothing wrong with handing over the rock for a sec. Problem is it looks like Dwight is spitting on the ball. Ew? I dunno sounds like the kind of playground voodoo that gets stuff done. When asked about this spitting Howard said: "I'm just blowing on it...I'm putting a spell on them." Well good luck with that Superman, I'm sure David Stern will have some swine flu related fine headed your way...hey how did things end up with that porn star that you tried to bang but got scooped by the dude from N'Sync? Maybe you should "blow" on him too.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

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