December 23, 2009

Female Athlete of the Year: Homo Sapiens Prefered


Congratulations to Serena Williams for the well deserved honor of female athlete of the year. After another great season Williams earned 66 of the 138 available votes to secure her second recognition as the premiere female athlete...of any species. The runner up? Zenyatta, who raced to a 14-0 career start and became the first female horse to win the Breeders' Cup Classic. WTF? A horse? I guess the horse is competing in a sport so it must be an athlete, but really guys? considering animals for national honors? I guess Bo, the Obama's dog, should be a shoe in for the next Nobel peace prize. Anywhoooo the real loser here is Kim Clijsters who came in third to the horse...OUCH!

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

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