Mancrush of the day: Brock Lesnar, aka the person you would least want to get punched in the face by

This guy is the closest thing to an actual superhero. Ridiculously giant, fast and skilled (former NCAA wrestling champ, almost made a career in the NFL, etc.). Plus awesome tattoo, and on top of it all, world class trash talking skills (honed by a stint in WWE):

Lesnar walked across the cage and got in the dazed face of Mir, "Talk all the shit you want now," he said. The 11,000-plus booed loudly as Lesnar walked away from Mir.

Lesnar responded by flipping off the crowd. "I love it!" Lesnar screamed back at his detractors. "Keep going, keep going!"

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass," Lesnar said. "I told him that a year ago. I pulled the sum bitch out and beat him over the head with it."

"I'm going to drink a Coors Light. That's right a Coors," Lesnar then looked down at the Bud Light logo on the mat. "Bud Light don't pay me nothing."

Lesnar closed by remarking that he's going to celebrate with friends tonight and that he may even "get on top of his wife tonight."

Stepping in the ring with Brock Lesnar, BIG MISTAKE:



At least one of these teams played hard.