If you were watching any ESPN last night you probably noticed that Rick Porcello made love to Kevin Youkilis on the infield during a game. This is highly ill advised as both players were ejected for "doing it" and Porcello's good start was wasted as the Sox pounded the Tiger's bullpen. The best moment was that look of lust in Youk's eyes as he realized he couldn't take it anymore and had to have Porcello right then and there...he threw off his helmet and let the younger man take him. Porcello was obviously torn between seeing where his strong pitching outing against a big time lineup was going to take him and finding out just how tickly that goatee really would feel on his nape. Perhaps the young gun though it best to put his game on hold and try out his "split seam" fastball instead..."Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
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