September 30, 2009

A Great Day In Cleveland


Eric Mangini, in light of the fact that Brady Quinn's offense has scored one mop-up-fourth-quarter touchdown in three games, has opted to change starters and go with Derek Anderson, whose 62.6 passer rating since last year is the worst in the league. And in other news, the Cleveland Indians have fired manager Eric Wedge, but politely asked him to manage the last six games of the '09 campaign, ostensibly to let him fulfill his dream of losing 99 games in a single season. He'll do it, and he'll do it for pride. Great teams, great athletes, great decision makers. These are the things that make Cleveland the greatest sports town in the world.

SPORTING NERDS 4 LIFE!



So Stafon Johnson was benchin 275 and in the middle of his set, bar slipped from his hand and landed on his throat. Ouch. That's no laughing matter. He underwent reconstructive surgery and has since received an outpouring of support and well wishes from millions of fans. Today he responded via twitter:

This is stafon...thank you all 4 the prayers and love I truly feel it... We ride 2gether we die 2gther umma TROJAN 4 LIFE....

*tear* that's mad love right there bro. mad love. If G ever comes down with writer's block, we sporting nerds need to band together and write 50 posts each to match his productivity. Gosh darn it we will triumph in the face of adversity! Sporting nerds 4 life!

September 29, 2009

It was real





This just in: Lamar Odom's very recent wedding to Khloe Kardashian was in fact real, and beautiful.

I don't normally read People Magazine, but when I do and it's about Lamar Odom, it's hilarious.

Miami Dolphins: The Generic White Man Shuffle


With Chad Pennington once again injuring his shoulder (and ending his career, unfortunately) the dolphins will turn to Chad Henne to take snaps. I'm not sure it will be to big of a change for anyone since I'm not sure that anyone will be able to tell the difference. And of course if Henne goes down, the dolphins just traded for Tyler Thigpen...seemless baby!


"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Terrelle Owens: Hey man, he's just going with the plays that are called



This was TO's press conference after Buffalo's loss this sunday, a loss in which Mr. Owens failed to record a catch (the first time since his rookie season). As you can see TO proceeds to answer every single question in the conference with "I'm just going with the plays that are called." Which is an alright strategy I suppose if you have a history of saying crazy stuff that pisses people off, except TO manages to sound surly and arrogant even when he is just saying that when a play is called he "goes" with it. Actually this is somewhat reminiscent of a certain classic press conference with a certain Rasheed Wallace in which the phrase "both teams played hard" was used to answer every single question. In truth I feel bad for TO a little bit, its obvious that these sports reporters are egging him on: "TO are you frustrated?" "TO should they be getting you the ball more?" -- and when he answers with "I'm just going with the plays that are called" they say "you could just say no." Even when he says nothing Owens is implying that he is frustrated and that he wants the ball more: surprise TO is a PR nightmare!

"I'm just going with the plays that are called...goodnight and godbless."

September 28, 2009

Hunt For October: AL Central


So maybe the playoff race in the AL central isn't exactly a classic but at least its close. With seven games to play the Tigers have a tenuous 2 game lead over the surging twins. Things come to a head tonight as the Twins come to Comerica park for a 4 game series:

Blackburn (11-11) vs Porcello (14-9) 7:05 PM
Duensing (5-1) vs Verlander (17-9) 7:05 PM
Pavano (13-11) vs Bonine (0-1) 7:05 PM
Baker (14-9) vs Robertson (2-2) 1:05 pm

The Tigers have been playing .500 ball for a while and the Twins have been playing outstanding ball for a month. So can Detroit hold on? Well the Tigers are incomplete: excellent pitching and defense with a very inconsistent offense (hence the .500 play). But their bats are much much better at home which makes me think they can get a split with Robertson and Bonine losing their bids. Which means that it will come down to the last series. The Tigers will close the regular season against the White Sox and have at least worked it out so they have Jackson, Porcello, and Verlander in that order (and they don't have to face Peavy again). Minnesota will close out with the Royals and will roll Liriano, Blackburn, and Duensing but will have to face Greinke one more time. Anything can happen...

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Return of the Mancrush: Brett Favre




As annoying as Brett Fav-re is, and as ridiculously annoying as the media coverage of his every play has been...there is no denying that this play was sick. This is probably the reason that the Vikes were willing to put up with the circus of another Fav-re comeback: he can guns-ling a bullet in the back of the zone as time expires FTW.

"It's hard to even recall all of 'em. This one was pretty special," said Favre who has now led 43 fourth quarter game winning drives.

VICTORY!!!!!


In case you missed it...the Detroit Lions won a regular season NFL contest. Making it 644 days, since their last win on Dec. 23, 2007. And even though this is one regular season win for a team that is likely to only win 2 more (tops) there is an undeniable excitement about it. I for one shouted victory in a local Cleveland bar and my colleagues and I were treated with a round of applause from the Browns fans. As ridiculous as it is, it was our version of a playoff win...Jeff Backus (the first player drafted by Matt Millen) put it succinctly as he fought back the tears: "It's a monkey off everybody's back," said Backus. "It's not good for the team. It's not good for the city for us to continue losing." This victory "allows us to move forward." After the game Schwarz made the team walk back out and shake hands with the fans, a gesture that will no doubt win him points with the beleaguered loyalists.

Stafford was definitely better, going 21/36 for 241 yards and a TD (QB rating 103.8). More specifically he didn't turn over the ball which has been a problem, and his penchant for using his cannon to overthrow receivers on deep routes seems to be getting a little better as well.


"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Whaaaa!!??


Guys! Guys! So I was listening to NPR this morning, and they did this story about how salaries of execs at non-profits are going up. Apparently there is this executive at a non-profit educational institution called the University of Southern California named (hold on, let me check the article here . . .) Peter Carroll, and in 2008, he made 4.3 million dollars!! This guy is supposed to be running part of a non-profit, and here he is rolling in dough! This sleazebag, Peter Carroll, thought that he could just hideout in the obscurity of the non-profit sector and turn a nice little personal profit. Well nice try, Peter! NPR gotcha! http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=113184003

The bottom line here is that I just love it when NPR does anything related to sports. How else would I know that the New York Football Giants won the 2007 Superbowl? NPR aired that story last Thursday.

September 23, 2009

Chad Eight Five: More than meets the eye.


Now we already acknowledged this more than amusing Lambeau leep that Mr. Ochocinco (see left) had the audacity to attempt. In the words of Reggie Miller it was "unbelievable and precedented." But the behind the scenes maneuvering of Ochocinco is truly a thing of beauty. If you recall, Chad leaped into the dog pound when he scored on the Browns and was received with middle fingers, beer, and food. Wanting to avoid the mess, but still wanting to piss people off Chad found three Bengals fans via twitter who could make the game at Lambeau and he set them up with front row tickets. Thus ensuring that when he scored he had a nice little pocket of friendly Bengals loyalists to embrace him. Brilliant, Denzel Washington would be proud. The x-factor here is that Chad could not have known which endzone he would score on so it was still a toss-up. Unless of course, he ran his routs more slowly in the second and fourth quarters.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 21, 2009

Caption Contest


They see me rollin'....


Another blog favorite, Delonte West, has worked his way back into the news. Mr. West was arrested after cutting off a cop on his motorcycle and was found to have a gun in his pocket, a gun strapped to his leg, and a shotgun in a guitar case on his back. What the hell? Though I'm going to go ahead and give Delonte the necessary Desperado credit, where was he going strapped to the teeth on a motorcycle? Was he going to go finish off Maurice Clarette's dirty work? Or maybe he found out that the hot sauce in his bag did in fact cost extra...news that no doubt left a bad taste in Mr. West's mouth. Chi-chipotle, Chi-chipotle get burrito beans by chipotle, We get strapped and hop on the hog, shit I'm a desperado/road warrior like a boss."

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Odom to end Free Agency Hold out


Oh hey sports nerds! Been traveling a bit and have been off the blogosphere...but imagine my delight at returning to the interwebs to find this news about our favorite Mr. Odom: Lamar to marry to marry reality tv show Khloe Kardashian!!! Apparently the couple has been dating for 6 weeks and are planning on getting married in the next few weeks (before Lamer has to bounce to training camp etc). Khloe's older sister Kim seems to think this will work out: "They are literally inseperable. Khloe thinks he's amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly." Of course she is laughing constantly....Lamar doesn't get married, but when he does? Its hilaaaaaaarious.





"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 16, 2009

Redskins: Maybe That Wasn't Cool...?


The supreme court is being asked by a group of native americans to review a lower court ruling that allowed the NFL franchise to keep its name and trademark. The accusing group is of course claiming that the name "Washington Redskins" is offensive and actually won their case before the US patent and trademark office but have since had losses to other Judges. Nevertheless it will be interesting to see if the supreme court takes the case...I mean in general team names like the Seminoles or the Braves are hard to get worked up about. They are simply the name of some goup, whether or not they have offensive symbols/mascots is a completely different issue. The Cleveland Indians are probably more borderline since its not technically correct to call native americans Indians, it would be like naming a team after chinese people and calling them the Baltimore Orientals. You know, kinda messed up but whateva....I do what I want. The Indians logo, however is a ridiculous charicature of a native american and probably crosses the line. But Redskins? I admit that I never really thought about it before but that is kind of wack, I mean the Baltimore Yellowskins or the Clevleand Blackies wouldn't fly so why should this? Its a deliberately pejorative term and you know you wouldn't call a native american a redskin to their face, so how can you use it to name an entire NFL franchise?

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 15, 2009

Boy gets f'd by family dog




Look. Those are screams of ecstasy, not agony. There's no better feeling than a point-blank headshot while getting your ass dilated by Air Bud (sports reference, check), knowhadamean?

The Return of Vick Part???


Michael Vick has been officially activated on the Eagles' roster, and to make room, they cut their reality TV star, Hank Baskett. Although this marks a beginning of sorts for the new Mike Vick, I'd like to focus on how Hank Baskett now has much more time to spend milking cows with his playmate wife on the E! channel. Disclaimer: You may lose some IQ points after watching the following clip.

ATP UPDATE: Tennis Players are Bitches




Fedex while complaining that a challenge came to late: "Don't tell me to be quiet, OK? ... I don't give a shit what he said, OK?"



Serena while complaining about a call: "I swear to God, I'm fuckin' takin' this ball and shovin' it in(?) your fuckin' throat… I swear to God."

Haha both players lost...goodnight and godbless.

Tom Brady...So Hot Right Now


Wow, for anyone that missed Monday Night Football (what the hell were you doing?) that was some crazy ish. With 2 minutes on the clock and the Bills holding on to a 5 point lead, Leodis Mckelvin decided to bring the kick off out of the endzone and promptly fumbled. The funny thing is he looked like he was going to take the touchback but changed his mind at the last second a la Devin Hester. But instead of Souljah Boying it to the house he lost the ball and the writing was on the wall. Madness! Good thing McKelvin has learned his lesson?

"If I ever had another chance, I would probably do the same thing," he said. "Next time I get the opportunity I am going to hold on and make a better decision. If it happens next week, I am going to do it again, and you never know what will happen. I may break two and have the best game of my career. I am very disappointed. You don't need to have turnovers at the end of the game."

Despite the epic (extremely fortunate) nature of the Patriot's comeback I bet the savvy Pats fans are nervous. Sure Brady shook off what looked like rust to deliver two daggers in the last 3 minutes, but the defense looked bad the O-line was exposed, and they lost Mayo to a knee injury. Ouch! Still, it must suck way worse to be a Bills fan.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 11, 2009

Jordan Continues to Ruin Stockton's Life



The 2009 hall-of-fame class is in...oh did I say class? I meant Michael Jordan is in the hall of fame since that's all that anyone seems to be able to report. Never mind the no names (Stockton, Robinson, Stringer, and Sloan) who are basically riding the coat tails of Jordan to sort of back door their way into the hall. Seriously though I feel bad for Stockton: though he was one of the most prolific point men ever (all-time leader in assists and steals) and a baller in the true Jerry West mold, he was denied an NBA title by Jordan twice (Sloan was denied too, but atleast he is still fighting for a title). That Utah team was crazy good too, a two-peat team that was probably comparable to the 94-95 Rockets. But instead of earning that place in the pantheon of team success, Stockton had to settle for the personal accolade of the hall call...except Jordan was there to dominate that too. If only Stockton retired a year later.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Caption Contest


September 10, 2009

He Said She Said



Normally we eschew such serious topics as domestic abuse and rape allegations on the nerd but I've been a bit curious about this one. Essentially the case has boiled down to this: Merriman was arrested after Tequila signed a citizen's arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Stating that he choked her and threw her on the ground. Merriman has stated that he "was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided." Tequila has since said that his response was all spin....no charges have been filed. So in sum, its "he said she said" which led me to wonder who was more reliable. What do you guys think? Look at these two people...who is a more credible source? I for one can't even tell who has bigger breasts.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Attn: Albert Haynesworth to Feed Puppies


You are reading correctly, The Main Line Animal Rescue is putting out a price on Mike Vick's head. According to this ad in the Washington post every time that Vick is tackled during his October 26th game against the Redskins the Animal Rescue dudes will donate 5 bags of dog food to a D.C. animal shelter. HA! I don't know if anyone at the shelter watches football or not but its hard to imagine that NFL defensive linemen or line backers really need any extra motivation to tackle a quarterback, I mean its basically all that they are about. In any case, despite its futility, I find it pretty funny that the animal shelter is attempting to incite violence against a man because of his previous violent crimes. BTW what does:

"Because there are no second chances on an empty stomach."

mean anyways? Are they saying that they are going if you don't tackle Vick then they won't feed the dogs, and when the dogs die cause you couldn't tackle Vick they will put out a fatwa against you instead? I hope so...the skins defense is going to be buzzing for that game baby.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 9, 2009

Mr. Ochocinco Invites Us to Get Our Popcorn Ready


In case you haven't seen or heard about this, the NFL has banned players from using social networking sites such as Twitter from 90 minutes before games until after the post game press conference. Apprarntley the league was concerned about such image defiling activity as twitter TD celebrations and pre-game smack talk. Senor Ochocinco has of course been an avid and ridiculous twitter user but has not used his account since last week. Why you say? Because Ochocinco has apparently discovered a loophole in the NFL restrictions and is preparing for a tweet surprise for the league during the Bengals opener against the Broncos this weekend. I'll admit it, I love Chad Johnson and I am glad to see him back having fun. This can only mean good things for the Bengals and fans of the NFL...stay tuned.




"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Your Prayers are Answered?


"God Chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career" said Ivo via twitter.

Sure, God did. Not a 1 year 3.5 million $ contract that no one else was willing to top, but an act of fate that has landed you in the Mecca of professional basketball: Memphis. For better or worse the Grizzlies will look like this:

PG: Mike Conley Jr.
SG: Allen Iverson
SF: Rudy Gay
PF: Zach Randolph
C: Marc Gasol

SG2: OJ Mayo
C2: Hasheem Thabeet
SF2: Marco Jaric

Weird right? And in some strange way kind of good? I mean obviously not super tight or anything but there is some young blood that could be tight in that bunch. The Grizz are probably not presuming to win hella this year and are instead likely looking to sell seats with Ivo in the mix, but I'm not really sure if he will help in that regard. If you were a young sports nerd in Memphis jsut looking for a reason (any reason) to go to a game wouldn't it be to see Conley Jr distribute, or Mayo shoot the lights out, or number one pick Thabeet block some shots, or Gasol be the Fat Spaniard? I don't see what Ivo adds to the mix cause the Grizzlies already have talent worth watching, what they haven't done is win and AI is not the answer for that problem. I guess he might creep back up to 20 ppg if they give him the minutes and the control of the offense that he is accustomed to, but that obviously hampers where they are going with their back court in the future. The elephant in the room here is Zach Randolph, how hilariously self-destructive will a team with both AI and Randolph be? Who knows, but thats 40 shots per game that won't be going to Conley, Mayo, Gay, Gasol, and Thabeet...a worthy starting lineup in their own right.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 8, 2009

It does the body good...



On HBO's HBO's Mayweather vs. Marquez 24/7, Juan Manuel Marquez himselves revealed a few of the secrets of his training regimen. The Mexican fighter stated that he lifts rocks in the mountains, visits a hyperbaric chamber, eats raw quail eggs, and drinks his urine.

“I also drink my urine because that’s where a lot of proteins and vitamins are, part of your vitamin intake, and why not drink them again instead of wasting them,” said the light weight champ.

I mean who isn't a stranger to giving your piss a quick taste after a few beers (just to make sure you don't have diabetes) but drinking a whole cup of your own urine seems kind of weird. I mean it's tough to think of a reason that it would be bad for you...it could dehydrate him but I'm sure he takes plenty of fluids, or I guess it could contain toxic metabolites of the various steroids and vitamins he is taking. But the reality is that its probably not doing anything, good or bad. I do find his argument of protein and vitamin efficiency interesting though...hopefully he's remebering to chow down on his semen too...no stone unturned baby!

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 6, 2009

Bill Belichick trades best defensive player for draft pick in 2011


In a strange move on NFL cutdown weekend, BB has traded Richard Seymour for Oakland's first round pick in 2011. For a team with super bowl aspirations it's not common to trade a 29 year old 5-time Pro Bowl DE when the weakness of your team is defense/pass-rush, weakness being relative to their tight offense. It's equally a weird trade for Oakland giving up their first round draft pick in 2011 which may end up being a high pick.

Lets look at New England's side of the trade first. Seymour led the team with eight sacks last year and had a bounce back year after a couple of subpar injury riddled seasons. He turns thirty during the season and had some serious knee problems in 2006 and 2007. He was also in the last year of his contract and was unlikely to be resigned with Pro Bowl NT/DT Vince Wilfork and Pro Bowl G Logan Mankins also up for new contracts next summer, as well as all-world QB Tom Brady up for an extension. This also gives the team a chance to sign these players to extensions now with the ~$3.7 million that comes off the cap with this trade. Patriot fans will tell you that eventhough he led the team in sacks last year he is not the same dominant player that he was earlier in his career (pre-knee injury) and that Wilfork and Ty Warren are just as good along the DL. DL was also one of the deeper positions on the team with Wilfork, Warren, Mike Wright, Jarvis Green, Derrick Burgess, and two draft picks from this year who have looked great Ron Brace and Myron Pryor. So it seems the team saw a value that they couldn't say no to in a 2011 #1 from the bottom feeding Raiders. Interesting that it is a pick in 2 years. Most people are speculating the reason for this is that it could be the first year with a rookie wage scale, therefor making high first round picks exponentially increase in value because you wont be tied in to hella $$$$ for a unproven rookie. So from the Pats view, it seems to make sense from a value/asset point of view it's a tough pill to swallow for a team that is favored by many to make it to and win the Super Bowl.

From the Raiders point of view this trade is odd. They are banking that an improved defense with Seymour and the development of their young offense (Russell, McFadden, et al) will lead to improvement in wins over the next two years. But it also may be a 5-month rental of Seymour given that he can be a free-agent next year, although there is always the franchise tag. It's important to note that the AFC west, other than San Diego, is pretty terrible this year with Denver and Kansas City rebuilding. So a Raiders improvement may be in the cards, but they looked incredibly terrible in the preseason and the coaching staff is beating the hell out of each other. It's not like Oakland is a team that is one player away from contending. In the last six years they have drafted... #2,#7,#7,#1,#4,#7. So, it seems a bit odd that they would make this move until you realize that Al Davis is calling the shots there, and then nothing seems odd/impossible.

An aspect of the Patriots decision that I wonder about is what exactly Seymour had done to his knee at the beginning of the 2007 season. We all know that the Pats are very secretive when it comes to injuries and no one really knows what he had done to his knee as it was just called "a clean up." But its possible that the Pats see the injury that hampered him for a few years caused enough damage that they feel as though he will never recapture his All-Pro level of play that he displayed early in his career and therefor it was best to move him while he still had value and before he left as a free agent.

It will be interesting how this turns out for both teams as it seems as though New England is looking at the long-term, while Oakland is looking at this season, which is just weird. But being a Pats fan they have made similar tough decisions in the past, like trading super bowl MVP Deion Branch for a Seahawks #1, which has seen them stay at the top of the league for close to a decade now. They look at players as assets and always turn over those assets to keep them competitive in the long-term.

In Bill Belichick we trust...

The Forcier is Strong With This One...


There was pretty much nothing that Michigan needed more than to open the season by spanking Western. Done. Of course WM is not an elite team and no songs of redemption should be sung in the BIG house just yet. But we did confirm one important thing last afternoon: the Rodriguez offense is effective when played with Rodriguez players. Forcier looked the part the whole game, flashing both threats and making decisions quickly and effectively. Denard Robinson looked crazy, shoelace is as fast as they say and will be a weapon if can actually throw. Seeing him run around in a Michigan uniform was actually hilarious...I felt like I was watching an Oregon game. Now Western's D isn't something to write home about but their offense is "pretty good" as every commentator likes to point out. The Michigan D held up pretty nicely though...it seems that someone taught them how to tackle in the last year. The Notre Dame game should actually be exciting this year and will certainly be a better test of our secondary. 8 or 9wins is in no way out of the question for this team, patience with Rich will pay off it seams. After all if he can change the culture of Michigan football so much with B+ and A- recruits imagine what he can do when he starts bringing in the A team. Winning heals all wounds.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

Sooner Rather Than Later?


Ouch! After playing in the national title game and retaining the Heisman Trophy winner the Sooners had plenty to look forward to this season...and it all went up in a puff of smoke. Bradford, who was planted hard by linebacker Coleby Clawson was left the game as the second half dwindled and Oklahoma didn't have the moxie to hold off the Mormons. As for Bradford we won't know the extent of his injury for a while but I'm sure he's wondering about his decision to come back to college. In fact this is exactly what we were talking about on the blog a week ago. A Heisman trophy winner who played with the highest level of competition in record-breaking fashion should always go pro. He could have easily been the #1 pick this year, but now we'll have to see how this season and his shoulder pan out. If everything works out maybe he misses a game or two, the Sooners scrape in a bid and win a bowl game, and Bradford still goes in the top 10 next year. Worst comes to worse? Bradford just flushed hella millions away.

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."

September 4, 2009

Preseason Roundup:


Michael Vick:Looks like early reinstatement for Vick who is now fully eligible to play in the September 27th game against the Chiefs. Vick (who was sacked four times, threw a pick, and fumbled against the Jets) is likely to benefit from more practice before getting into a game.

Matt Stafford: Might be getting a crack at the starting QB position earlier then expected. Drew Stanton has had knee surgery and Dante Culpepper has sliced open his foot while laying some carpet at home (no joke/metaphor....actually what happened). Meanwhile, de facto QB Matt Stafford continued to improve and play well this preseason.

Maurice Jones-Drew: MJD has sustained a leg injury, though the extent is unclear. He was hammered by Fred Smoot and left the game (not without some choice words for Smoot). MRI is pending, though if he is even slightly hampered when they play Indiana you can expect Sanders to go for that leg.

Vince Young: The former Probowler and rookie of the year, showed some of that VY-type skill against the third stringers in week 4 of preseason: thrwoing 7/12 for 85 yds and a TD, and rushing for 38 yds and another score. No INTs no Fumbles. At some point the Titans have to give him a shot...don't they?

Assault with a Blount Object



Now that is more like it! As sports nerds we have long suffered the horrors known as July and August. But September has arrived in all its glory with Oregon losing to Boise state in the first game of the college football season. Adding to the excitement was Oregon running back LeGarrette Blount who punched Boise State's Byron Hout and was then restrained from fans by police on the field.

"I just apologize to anyone watching that," Blount said. "I just apologize to all of our fans and all of Boise's fans. That's something I shouldn't have done. I lost my head."

I love the slow-mo back peddle after he punches the guy, but the best part is how hard he is fighting against everyone that is restraining him as they drag him to the locker. It looks like he really really wanted to Artest that place up. Sweet! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBALLL!!!!!!! In any case Boise has already slotted themselves for a BCS bid and no one would be surprised if Oregon drops out...the saga continues.


"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless.

September 3, 2009

PacManitoba? False Alarm


The Winnipeg Blue Bombers are not "America's Team," and frankly, it is unlikely that they are even "Canada's Team." Until Wednesday night, it looked like Pacman Jones was going to spend the 2009 season helping the Blue Bombers compete for the Grey Cup. Now that deal is a no-go. I am guessing that Adam is holding out for an offer from the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders, as he is a known to be an amateur angler who loves going after northern pike and lake sturgeon.


September 2, 2009

Nothing but love...


Obviously with Rich Rod feeling the heat from recent allegations that Michigan practices too much and his mix up in a real-estate ponzi scheme orchestrated by a banned booster, things haven't been going too great for Michigan football. Which is why Michigan is turning once again to their Lake Erie compatriots for support and understanding. Ohio State captains Kurt Coleman and Doug Worthington as well as head coach Jim Tressel all acknowledged that it takes extra work to compete these days in major college football and admitted the players who want to be great understand that. Coleman noted: "I think Michigan is probably abiding by the rules...but, you know, to be great you have to put in more than 20 hours. That's just the minimum." Worthington commented that no matter what the coaches or the NCAA says players who want to get better will become workaholics, and that the upperclassmen make sure that the younger players kept their noses to the grindstone. Tressel actually said that it's foolish to try to rein in young, committed and ambitious athletes. I think everyone understands the nature of the issue here and understands that this "extra" work is just the way football is these days. Michigan fans and alumni, however, are touched by the empathy their friends from Columbus are showing. Is there no end to the love and support between the Buckeyes and the Wolverines? GO BIG TEN!

"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
maybe too hard actually

September 1, 2009

What's the deal with Crabtree?


HA! Get it!? So August has come and gone and the only player from the 2009 draft to remain unsigned is Michael Crabtree. Crabtree, undoubtedly the best receiver in the draft, wants to be payed like he is...well...the best receiver in the draft. Of course instead of being the first drafted receiver he slipped to the tenth pick as Al Davis worked some of his draft day magic. And in that lies the problem....Crabtree wants to be payed like Darrius Heyward-Bey (5 years, $38.25 million $23.5 million guaranteed) whom he is better than at football. The Niners, however, want to pay him more along the lines of where he was drafted: between B.J. Raji (5 years, $28.5 million $18 million guaranteed) and Aaron Maybin (5 years, $25 million $15 million guaranteed). Hence the hold out for more total money and more money upfront. Now the only major knock on Crabtree heading into the draft was that he was a "Diva" with his "entourage" and whatnot, which I thought was dumb since he had never been in trouble for anything. But at this point, with the preseason basically behind us, he is seeming more than a little diva-ish. My guess? He caves in and signs this week, he can't afford to take a year off of football and become another Mike Williams.

"Both teams played hard...goodngiht and godbless."