Sorry Orlando, but its over. The commander in chief has spoken and by executive command the Lakers will win the title. “Lakers in six, I think,” said Obama when pressed for a decision by Bloomberg News. That pretty much seals the deal, unless of course the magic are terrorists and will actually attempt to defeat the Lakers (the NBA equivalent to pissing on the flag at this point). I suppose its not that far off...their best chance at guarding Kobe is Pietrus (we obviously can't trust the french), Rashard Lewis could easily be a Korean operative, their coach has a shifty foreign looking mustache, and don't get me started on this guy named Hedo Turkoglu. Besides you actually think it a coincidence that they activate a player named Jameer right before the finals? Too bad we closed Guantanamo Bay.
"Both teams played hard...good night and god bless."
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