June 19, 2009
That's right...THIS GUY!
So the word out there is that Mark Jackson is the leading candidate to take the recently vacated Timberwolve's coaching job. Mark Jackson! How awesome is that? The proprietor of catch phrases such as:
"Momma, there goes that man."
"Excuse me, I have a meeting with the rim!"
"Come get in my poster!"
"That's a grown man move right there." &
"Allen Iverson, pound for pound, is the best player in the game."
has apparently convinced the upper management of an NBA team to allow him to be the face of their franchise. Not that anyone cares about Minnesota anyways, I'm just worried about what is going to happen to the awesome ABC commentator synergy of Van Gundy and Jackson being miraculously restrained by Mike Breen. Who could possibly fill his place without throwing off the chemistry? I for one suggest Reggie Miller...as the great great three point shooter once said "that [would be] unbelievable and precedented."
"Both teams played hard...goodnight and godbless."
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Don't forget his 2009 finals favorite: "Hand down, man down."
ReplyDeleteAnd perhaps the T-wolves should expect to lose every game against the Lakers, since Jackson has reminded us an inappropriate number of times that Kobe Bryant is an unstoppable force that can not be reckoned with, and the greatest human being of all time.
My only words to the T-wolves, should this prove correct, will be, "You guys have fun with that."
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